TiredPaperBoy's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Fruit Stack]

Bad

Its boring to play, its just a massive clickfest.

At the end spawning phase, it crashes my browser, so yeah, should probaly fix that.

[The Plane Game]

Did not give credit

I believe that when you steal other artists work you have to give credit, somewhere within the flash.

I have not voted, however I didn't blow the whistle either because im not too sure on the specific rules, I'd post in the BBS and check with some admins/mods.

I'll be back... when you have

Nxttm responds:

Oops, thanks for reminding me, I have just put it in the author comments

[The Foyle]

Good, but flawed

It has too many bugs to be enjoyable. Great idea and concept but I mean, there are just so mny bugs, to name a few major ones:

Humvee gunner doesn't work
Can't give soldiers lazer or flamer
After a while searching gave me just jackhammer ammo
Upgrade wall icon/button disapeared
Upgrading wall fixes it

Many more. Also it requires no skill, and is boring after five minutes as all you down is hold down fire

[Link is FAST]

Whats the point?

Whats the story? Whats the objective? Whats the goal? Whats the aim?

This isn't really a game, just hold right to start going throught the colour spectrum... and space makes you jump... you don't need to do any of these things though.

There is no real purpose to this game, yet you gain some stars for the number in the background raising and lowering correctly, and the colour slowly fadeing correctly. Actually making a controllable character also gets you some stars

[South Beach Parking]

Cool

But I dunno, it was missing something... the replay value was non exsistant.

Maybe some sort of long term mode, where you have to park a certain number of cars a day and get upgrades based on the number cars you parked... something to keep you playing

[Flash drawing interface]

Hmmmm

Why don't you call it "paint" with less colours? With all seriousness, this isn't a bad game, but there isn't any real reason to play it, the only thing this has which would make it better than "MS Paint" would be that Alpha affect.

But the lag time of the cursor annoys me too much. However I think its passable

[Magic Card Trick]

Not fooling me

Nope, since everyone of the cards change, its not a magic trick.

However to the unsuspecting it would probaly be clever and confusing, but now I have written this review they will facepalm when they read it.

But the game was well made and nicly animated and the code is good as the cards randomise everytime meaning that it took some time and skill to make, earning the stars above

BlueOrbit responds:

I would call it a magic trick because IMO "illusions" fall into the category of "magicians", but you have all the rights to disagree.

Yup, I facepalmed myself when I understood the "trick" when I first saw this trick.

Thank you for the review.

[Glowing Map Moving Jigsaw]

Good

But there are some problems, it lagged like a bitch on the hardest setting, and my PC is pritty damn good. There is too much advertising, seriously, I know you want to make some monies, but when 50% of the game is advertments, its a little anoyying, THERE ARE ADS EVERYWHERE?!

Could add more puzzles, the one is boring after s try.

[Fish Day]

Not bad

But some of elements need improving, such as the fish life symbols and the sound effects are rubbish. There are only 3 different fish and a dragon fly, how about a little bit of variation

The animation was smooth but the overall game was lacking somewhat, also this is assentially "Fishy" but worse.

[The Space Shooter DEMO]

Ehhh.

Not bad, but it was the same thing over and over.

Also the most annoying thing is that you can only do one thing, move up/down or move left/right or shoot. THIS MUST CHANGE.

Also add some sort of power ups and health/shield gauge.