TiredPaperBoy's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Chronotron]

ahhhh

I think you broke my brain...

[Bowling Alley Defense]

Good but...

when you buy the faster ball upgrade it makes it harder to aim, that doesnt realy count as an upgrade when it becomes next to impossible to hit the smaller monster things

LOL @ celebritys... Maralin Manson = "What the hell is that?"

[Strong Bow]

ARRRRRRG

Good idea but the control system is as fun as pubic lice, lol seriously though control system sucks and that was the ultimate fail for this sort of game

I dont see why you couldnt have had a normal point and click control

[Music Bounce]

ARRRG!

Great game very hard, mabe put a hint button in or something

[Virus_1]

DAMN!

I couldnt complete it!

Cool game could add more such as when you picked up the power ups you could store them and fire em off when needed

[Xeno Tactic 2]

pritty good

But there isnt realy much to make it stick out of the crowd, most Defence games are "pritty good"

not better than the first

[Cog Factory]

Lame

Well made but lame, about 90% of the game depends on what "Cogs" your given, I dont like chance, or this game

[Cursor Quest]

little bit boring

when you go from one lvl to the next youll most probaly get hurt, why do clouds hurt? why do bunnys hurt? why do the bunnys WANT to hurt you, and half the time when you get hit and have an invun shield, it doesnt work

And that not mentioning the hit detection! what are they sniper clouds?!

4/10 - it pissed me off

[The Legend of Newgrounds]

Lame

ts gott piico in, leets fiv it!!!!

err no, there was so much that could have been improve heres a few:

Gay music
Sound effects
you get hit and face the other way, why
only 5 lives/hearts
smaller cooldown when facing sideways
respawning enemies so if you get hit through a door the way you came = ARRRG!
why doesnt Pico have Duel Macs? swords suck
Looks ugly... everywhere
etc etc

[Particle Pong]

Lame

Come on its pong with sparks comeing out of the balls meaning if you hit it toward the corner, its likely you wont be able to see it, this only works against you

Also it became slowly aparent that they can shoot balls through your paddle